Posted by Theodore Kaczynski AKA CartoonMan on March 23, 1999 at 17:04:08:
Upon returning home from work I took a short nap and dreamed the following: I was cleaning up the shop where I work (tire and lube shop) and found a dead person in the corner. I proceeded to put him in a trash sack and tied it in a know so it wouldn't stink. I placed it in the back where noone else would discover him, and advised the employees to direct any inquiries from the FBI, CIA or local police to me. I don't know why I didn't call the police, but for some reason I didn't want to. I searched the place over again as if to look for any clues that would help the investigation, but by the time I woke up he was still rotting in the back of my shop. What gives?